winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just sucked dick on a ferry
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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