her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
