We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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