Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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