He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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