It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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