Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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