But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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