talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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