He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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