I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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