i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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