dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They took my balls.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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