There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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