No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
