I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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