I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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