So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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