i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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