my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You made out with two different species that night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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