I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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