She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If that was your dad, he is hot
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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