Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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