You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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