i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Drunk is a universal language darling
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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