If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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