you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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