You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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