i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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