you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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