69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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