You made me cry and you don't even care
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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