hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
someone threw a dead crab at me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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