i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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