You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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