apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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