They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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