Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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