Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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