Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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