I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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