nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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