Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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