We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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