escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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