Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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