Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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