Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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