Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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