Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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