No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it's not cheating when I paid for it
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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