So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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