you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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